How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.