How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.