How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

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Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."