How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

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What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."