How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.