A: Uh...standby I'll check on that.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
DATA EXPUNGED
It was only allowed one piece of carrion.
A Scamtron.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
Uh...standby I'll check on that.