How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

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Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.