How many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

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How many terrorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none, they blew it up already.

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What is the best place for politicians?

Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.