You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.
none, they blew it up already.
The bear minimum
one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.
Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove.