What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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How do people know spiders are more afraid of me than I am of them?

Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.

What does it mean if holy water sizzles when it hits your skin?

I'm just asking for a friend)

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What do organic mathematicians throw into their fireplaces?

Natural logs.

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.