What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

How do you turn on a lamp?

By seducing it

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...