What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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A: He threw away their wheelchairs!

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

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They're antisocial lights.

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant