ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.
Lighting fires.
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
By seducing it
They're antisocial lights.