Fetus Jokes

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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What did one hungry unborn baby say to the other?

Fetus

What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

What did the starving, homeless couple say to the nurse outside the abortion clinic?

Fetus please.

This joke may have profanity.

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