What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

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What did the twin embryos say when they were hungry?

Fetus

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound