What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT ! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

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At womb temperature!

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound