What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Oh get a womb"

What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

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They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

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Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound