What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What do you say when you see two fetuses making out?

Oh get a womb"

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound