What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

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What Color Is It?

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What did the group of unborn babies say when they were hungry?

Fetus.

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At womb temperature!

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

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What do you call a friendly Mancunian midwife?

Ultra sound