Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Why are wedding dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the stove.

Potion Jokes More Potion Jokes

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

A: With a warlock.

Why wouldn't the Kabuto share his Potion?

He was a little shellfish.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!"

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

J.K Jokes More J.K Jokes

What did the 3D Vector say after making a bad joke?

i j k

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nein.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

German Version Jokes More German Version Jokes

What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.