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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Mishap Jokes More Mishap Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions?

You're a lizard Harry!"

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Purchase Jokes More Purchase Jokes

How is food purchased an an Irish grocery?

You buy it per-tater

What does Harry Potter say after he purchases slaves?

I expect to Potter-own 'em.

Hogwart Jokes More Hogwart Jokes

How do they perform abortions at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

Through the Dumble-door

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.