Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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Just put it on my bill"

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts?

Quid each.

How does Albus get into Hogwarts?

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Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles?

Who knows - maybe they're picklish!

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

Why a pirate could not spell iris?

He had only one 'i'

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