Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Diagon Alley Jokes More Diagon Alley Jokes

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

Jk Jokes More Jk Jokes

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why do Muslims love shopping at Ross?

Because they can dress foreless.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes