Harry Potters Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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What is Harry Potters abortion spell?

Fetus-Deletus

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut ?

Diagon alley

How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley?

A lubricantation.

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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What's an emo's favorite game?

Russian roulette, except with a full chamber.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What do you call the german version of Harry Potter?

Heinrich Potter, and the chamber of gas.

Whats the German version of silent night?

Kristall nacht