Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?

Because they're stupid" said her friend.

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

Why is poo tapered?

So your arse doesn't slam.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer?

Spam.

What is Mortal Kombat fans' favorite Nigerian state?

It's Kano.