Phish Jokes

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

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What is a computer scammer's favorite band?

PHISH

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

Answer: There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art

Nigerian Jokes More Nigerian Jokes

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Phishe Jokes More Phishe Jokes

What did one Nigerian Prince say to the other?

Wanna go phishing

What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

Parsing HTML with regex.

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Slam Jokes More Slam Jokes

How did the lawyer chip his tooth?

The ambulance slammed on its brakes.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Hacker Jokes More Hacker Jokes

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....