What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

How does a fetus like it's amniotic fluid?

At womb temperature!

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.