What did the conservatives say to the abortion rights supporters?

You'll never de-fetus.

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What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two."

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.