What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

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Why is Latvian cross road?

Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police.

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.