What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy

Why are there only 49 'Black Miss America' contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss I-da-ho

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What do you call a potato that's high?

A baked potato.(http://www.spudstravels.com/Travel%20Archive/Caribbean/Jamaicaimages/Cannabis%20-%20close.jpg)

What do you call a potato with one oar?

A row-tater.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).