What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

What do you call a man with no arms?

Anything you want. He is 'armless

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

What has bottom on the top?

Legs.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)