What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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Eruptile dysfunction.