What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes 20 episodes

What's your age ?

Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21