What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What does a 1 eyed, 1 legged, and deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

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What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.