What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

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What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

Seeya next month!

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

See you next month.