What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Sametime next month? I heard this jome a while back. Sorry if its a repost

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.