Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Why do pirates like birthday parties?

Doubloons.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

History Jokes More History Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

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Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.