Time Travel Jokes

What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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Location Jokes More Location Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Joint Jokes More Joint Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars?

For proper gander purposes.

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Vacuum Cleaner Jokes More Vacuum Cleaner Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?

The placement of the dirt bag.

What brand of Vacuum Cleaner does Snoop Dogg use?

Bissell