They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.
It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
I said I'm an orphan.
He got crossed.
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Their criminal record.
Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !
They shake.
He got the shakes instead.
Junk mail
The more you twist them the harder they get.