What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.