What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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The gun gets triggered.

What does NASCAR stand for?

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I think we should see other peepholes."

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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Junk mail

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.