What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What does a food lover do when they try a new food?

They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE.

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Why are protein shakes such loners?

They're whey isolate.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.