What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What do Cooperstown and Woodstock have in common?

Cooperstown is where Baseball wasn't invented and Woodstock is where the festival didn't happen.

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It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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I said I'm an orphan.

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He got crossed.

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What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.