Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.