Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde?

They had a wedding reception.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.