Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Why do little dogs shake so much?

They have Barkinson's

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.