Junk mail
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
They smuck
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Amahl shook up !
Because he thought his wife was a flake.
When they get to third base they think they've scored
Because the mail was always above her.
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
It's the bot that counts.
They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.
Do not touch"
Do not touch.
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.