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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.
Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!
The more you twist them the harder they get.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
When your nose touches the ceiling !
REPOST!"
Anthrax.
She choked.
You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
