Junk mail
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They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it
The more you twist them the harder they get.
I think I could use a Han here.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
He's trying to age disgracefully!
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
He was soda pressed.
What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Shaken. Not stirred
Outgoing mail.
With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)