Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What happens to crude people?

Crucified.

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss