Anthony Weiner Jokes

What is Anthony Weiner's favorite type of mail?

Junk mail

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to all the funny chemistry puns?

They Argon...

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Mail Jokes More Mail Jokes

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Weiner Jokes More Weiner Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.