What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

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What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.