What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why are Helium, Curium and Barium called the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, you Barium. (Heard it from Heimerdinger, League of Legends)

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

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What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.