Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.