Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

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Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

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What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was?

can't complain"

What is a North Korean's favorite school subject?

Kimistry