Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Poison Jokes More Poison Jokes

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What do you call a North Korean Gorilla?

King Kong Un (From my younger brother).

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water ...

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger