Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Ste Jokes More Ste Jokes

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.