Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What's worst than one bee sting?

Two bee stings What's worst than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

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What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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Where's the best place to go if you want a little head?

The 2016 Olympics.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.