Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do you call a Pikachu caught in Brazil?

A Zikachu

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Aladdin Jokes More Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Where is the Pokemon?

Peek-a-chu!

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.