Rio Jokes

What is Rio's least liked, most common Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics?

Cheer-Rios

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic?

None of the North Korean athletes defected.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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Zikachu Jokes More Zikachu Jokes

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans?

The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich.

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice?

Pao! Pao!

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

2016 Olympic Jokes More 2016 Olympic Jokes

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why would you get mad?

Because you cant take a joke.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.