How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.