How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.