How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married ' I'm popular.

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How can you tell elephants love to travel ?

They are always packing their trunk !

What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*