Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!