Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Why did the clam get in an accident?

He was talking on his shellphone.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.