Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What did the clam with a lisp say to his greedy friend?

You're so shelfish!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!