Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!