Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!