What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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Chelsea got Oscar. huehuehuehue.

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Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black