What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.