Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What do you call a Mexican walking on the moon?

An astronaut you racist..

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

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What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.