Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What did the horse order at the bar?

Chardaneiiiiiiggghhhhh

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.