Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

What did the gymnast and the grad student have in common?

The both had an outstanding balance.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.