How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How did the truck get his girlfriend?

Pickup lines

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What did cinderella do when she reached the ball?

She choked.

What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center