How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me

How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend?

His clean fingers.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

16 Jokes More 16 Jokes

What do batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Choke Jokes More Choke Jokes

What do the Texas Rangers &amp Brett Favre's wife have in common?

Neither of them are gonna choke.

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Shove Jokes More Shove Jokes

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

Why did the Seahawks win the 2015 NFC Championship game against the Packers?

Because even Aaron Rodgers is a 12!

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center