How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?

It was Valenswine's Day.

When my girlfriend asks "mom, what are you doing!?

I reply "Taxes."

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball?

Choke.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking