How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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How many dead babies can fit inside a Bio-dumpster?

16

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Seahawk Jokes More Seahawk Jokes

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.