How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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What did Cinderella say as she was approaching the ball?

makes choking sounds*

What did the man say to the suffocating clown?

You've got to be choking

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

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Why didn't the Seahawks give the ball to Marshawn Lynch?

They couldn't fined him.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center