What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.