What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms