What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.