What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What's black and white . . . What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage