Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

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Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

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How amazing is it that nobody in the same Kingdom as Cinderella , had the same sized feet as her ?

She should play the lottery too !

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.