Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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Why are police officers bad at Billiards?

They hit eight ball first because it was black.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!