Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little