What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.