What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bricks ?

Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball?

Miscarriage

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What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.