What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.