What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice