What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

Why didn't the Avatar want to fight the Fire Nation?

Because they gave him Aang-xiety

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth?

Our miscarriage.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What's dark, and usually involved in crime?

A balaclava.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.