What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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What do you call a drunk who happens upon the scene of a crime?

an innocent bystumbler

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.