What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

How do the greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

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What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!