What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

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How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!