What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !