9 Inch Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage