What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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Why did the moron think his girlfriend was into metal?

He found steel wool pads in her bathroom.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts to smoke?

Slow the pace and apply more lube!

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How do you know when a mongol is level?

He's drooling from both corners of his mouth.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms