What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How do you know if your girlfriend is ticklish?

You give her a test-tickle.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What's 9 inches long, purple, and I love to shove it down my girlfriend's throat?

Her miscarriage.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.