What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

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Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

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Two bits!

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What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

What's white and gives you a solid 9+ inches that gives you a workout every time?

Snow Storms