Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

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How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."