Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What does that tell you?

4-year-old: I won.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied... ...It's hard

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed