Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

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Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed