How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

How does an elephant get down from a tree ?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

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Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.