How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How do elephants smell?

A: Really bad.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Autobots Roll Out!

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels