How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

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Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*