How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out