Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Who would you turn to face?

be careful with whom you chose

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call Japanese people that fly planes?

Pirates.

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles