Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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What's the Best thing about Duct Tape?

It turns Noooo! Noooo! Noooo!......to..... Mmmmm, Mmmmm, Mmmmm.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

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What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

SUPPLIES!!!

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)