Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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Why did Chewbacca turn down Princess Leia?

She doesn't Swallowbacca.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

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How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial?

He doesn't, they are both Aryans.

What did the Hobbit say to the Japanese man as he was leaving?

Shirenara!