Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

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How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

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What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes?

A loli-pop