What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

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Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don't like to get too close to the net!

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.