What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.