Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent