Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent