Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.