Jet Engine Jokes

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.

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What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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What's the difference between a chicken and a hen?

The spelling.

What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

What do you call a worker in America that will work hard for reasonable pay and never whine?

An immigrant.**