What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !