What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Why did the hipster burn its tongue?

Beacuse he drank the coffee before it was Cool

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

Jet Jokes More Jet Jokes

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."

Why couldn't Billy the Jet go flying with his friends?

Because he was grounded.