Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

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Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals?

Zoolander

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What do you call a mountain of kittens?

A meowtain

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

How can I help you sir?

One clothes please!

Iv Jokes More Iv Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.