Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.