What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff