What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb