What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."