What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

Why did the hippy drown at the beach?

Because he was too far out mannnn.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you