What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."