What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!