What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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Why did the guy get aroused by the highway?

Because there were lots of turn ons.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

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What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!