Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

What do you call the first Afghan off the boat?

Amhere. What do you call the second Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwel. What do you call the third Afghan off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim. :)