What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

What do alcoholics and necrophiliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.