What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.

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What do a pirate wench and an alcoholic have in common?

They've both got a little Captain in them.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

A: Leave it to peave her.