Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

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How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

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What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo