Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

How many babies do you need to paint a wall?

It depends how strong you throw them

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Jesus feel when they crucified him?

He was cross.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How does a Mexican cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either

Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.