Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben?

He found time-consuming.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

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What's honey mustards least favorite holiday?

Cinco de Mayo

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian