Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

Portuguese Jokes More Portuguese Jokes

What is the difference between a portuguese woman and a sea lion ?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes More Borderline Personality Disorder Jokes

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!