Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why did the Portuguese guy take Xanax?

Hispanic attacks.

How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter?

A Brazilian

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!"

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Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter"

Why did the tadpole feel lonely ?

Because he was newt to the area !

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.