Xanax Jokes

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

Why does a Mexican take Xanax?

For his Borderline Personality Disorder.

What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

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Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

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Why did the nun always go to the same bar?

Habit

How can a law student make it?

lowering the bar. or not to.

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

a peasantfeeling

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos