Because the fine bros would sue.
It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)
It's a Nguyen-win situation.
Do you even, bro?
NOICE!!!!
Bill and Sue
Sue.
One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.
A: Bronco-saurus!
They chia'd.
Smells like teen spirit.
The Dallas Cowboys
because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.