What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes