What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.