What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.

Who's driving?

Immigration.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Where do cows go on movie night?

To the moooovie night.