What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why does China hate Digimon Fans?

Because they recognise Ty won

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.

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Why can a penguin never win Best Actor?

Because it is part black.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.