What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

Why do artists never win when they play football ?

They keep drawing !

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.