What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do you call a 30 foot purple dinosaur named Fred who has acne and is scared of penguins?

Fred.