What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it