Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

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Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles